Foowlisness

(Indulge me, hey?)

Who'll give a bonnet more?
Do you wanna see it there?
Did you getta bonnet, Jenny?
Can you lick an aura?

Bonnet jelly cull,
Barn and a bull,
And your cars are Eurovision
Spar, Spar in a walled barn.

Or is it Gaelic and

Hùg air a' bhonaid mhòir
Cuiribh oirre 's leigibh leatha
Tuilleadh air a' bhonaid eile
Chan eil leth gu leòr oirre
[Celebrate the great bonnet
Add to it, leave it alone
More on the other bonnet
There's not half enough on it]

Bhonaid a bh' aig Dòmhnall Bàn
Ann an Bothalam na tàmh
Bha i uiread ris an spàrr
B' àird' i na lòban [2]
[Donald Ban's bonnet
Is to be found in Bothalam
It was as high as the roof joist
Higher than the corn-stack frame]

If so minded, why not try for the later part (less close to Fowlis own words)

Barber with a mighty hammer
Did a scissor cut
Barber with a mighty hammer
Nicked Uhura

Peppermint, bring them back
And peel em with a scissor cut
Peppermint, bring them back
And try to be Uhura